Who's the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's super difficult to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron arena. These escargot athletes are known for their sluggish pace, making it near impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that running back Sammy, with his snail-like advances, is the prime candidate. But don't underestimate Timmy the defensive lineman, who cons